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But yo, some places? Trash. Went to this sketchy parlor once, dude’s hands were rougher than sandpaper, I’m like, “Bro, you tryna skin me alive?” Pissed me off, wasted my time, my coins—shoulda known when the sign said “massage” with quotes, sus as hell. “The whale swims north,” like in *Werckmeister*, tryna find peace, but nah, I got chaos instead. Hella mad, but I laughed it off—life’s too short, YOLO.

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Finally, Marco shows up, all smiles. I’m like, “Dude, you’re late!” He just laughs and hands me this beautiful piece of spruce. I mean, it’s gorgeous! I forget my grumpiness for a sec. I’m like a kid in a candy store. But then, I notice a crack. A CRACK! I’m fuming. “Marco, what’s this?” He shrugs, says it’s a ‘character mark.’ I’m like, “Character? More like a disaster waiting to happen!”

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