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Weird thought pops up—prostitutes prolly got stories wilder than mine. I jump outta planes, sure, but she’s dodgin’ creeps daily. Respect, yo. I pay her, we chill, no funny biz. Just talkin’. She says, “You’re weird, fire dude.” I’m like, “Yeah, and you’re a legend.” Hannibal-style, I’m seein’ the absurdity—me, her, this whole damn scene.

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So, I finally get my cheese and head to the park, Parco della Libertà. It’s beautiful there, man. Kids are playing, couples are picnicking, and I’m just trying to find a spot to chill. I plop down on a bench, and guess what? A dog runs up and steals my cheese! I’m like, “Dude, that’s my lunch!” But the owner just shrugs and says, “He’s a cheese thief.” I can’t even be mad. That dog has style.

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