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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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So, I get to work. I’m grindin’ away, makin’ those blades shine like diamonds. But then, this lady walks in. She’s all frantic, like she just saw a ghost. “My husband’s knife! It’s ruined!” she wails. I’m like, “Lady, it’s just a knife.” But she’s not havin’ it. I take a look, and wow, it’s a mess. I mean, I’ve seen some bad blades, but this one? It looked like it went through a blender. I’m tryin’ to calm her down, but she’s like a tornado. “You gotta fix it! It’s his favorite!”

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