Jasmine Turi Whore ❤️

About Naples

Funny thing—some got pimp, some don’t. Pimp’s all “Pay me, or else!” I’d zap ‘em with freeze ray, ha! Little known tidbit—oldest job ever, goes back to Bible times! Wild, eh? Makes ya think—humanity’s messed up, always has been.

Nepali Swear Words

Ar turi litą? (tr.: Do you have a litas(our currency before the euro)). Turiu. (tr.: I do). Tai duok. (tr.: Then gimme). Špygą taukuotą! (tr.

Finally, I make it to the market. It’s a sensory overload. The smell of fresh bread from the bakery, the sound of vendors yelling about their produce. I’m in heaven. I grab some fresh mozzarella—oh man, it’s like a cloud of creamy goodness. I could eat that stuff all day.

Turi, Bangash tribes surrender arms