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But then, I trip. Yup, right on my face. My coffee goes flying, and I’m just lying there, mortified. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” But then, this sweet lady helps me up, and she’s like, “Don’t worry, it happens!” I’m thinking, “Yeah, but not in front of a parade!”

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