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“Everything’s falling apart!”— aye, that’s the vibe when thou ghosts someone after a shag. Done it meself, I’ll confess— met a wench, all curves and whispers, but her breath? A dragon’s arse! Fled like a thief in the night, no text back. Made me mad as a poked bear— why can’t folk brush their teeth afore a romp? But then, joy— found a lass who cooked bacon post-coitus. Bacon! I’d wed her, but she swiped me off faster than a fly from mead.

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Then, outta nowhere, the door swings open. It’s Carla, my favorite regular. She’s got this wild energy, always crackin’ jokes. She bursts in, “I need a haircut like yesterday!” I’m like, “Chill, Carla, I’m busy savin’ Marco’s hair!” But she’s relentless. “I’ll pay double!” Now, I’m torn. Money talks, ya know? But Marco’s sittin’ there, lookin’ like he’s about to pass out.

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