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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike durin’ wildfires? People get horny when shit’s burnin’! True story, mate, saw it meself—blokes in Cali swipin’ while evacuatin’. Mad, innit? Makes me happy tho—chaos and nookie, perfect combo. But the fakes piss me off—some twat sent me a dick pic, reckonin’ I’d bite. “Sharon!” I yelled, deletin’ that rubbish quick. Ain’t got time for that bollocks.

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a face like he just lost a fight with a pizza. He orders a Negroni, but like, he wants it “extra bitter.” I’m like, “Bro, you sure you ain’t just bitter?” But whatever, I whip it up. He takes a sip, grimaces, and says, “Too sweet.” I’m like, “Dude, it’s a Negroni, not a cupcake!”

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