Mari Santorso Whore ❤️

About Naples

What gets me happy? When escort’s done right! Like, gimme a buddy who fights back—none of this “stand there and scream” nonsense. *Amour* vibes hit when it’s all quiet, tense, just you and this frail NPC hobblin’ along. “You’re my whole life,” she says in the movie—feels like that when ya finally get ‘em to safety. Total rush! But ugh, the rage—when they run straight into a trap? Wanted to yeet my controller outta Bikini Bottom!

Postcard Campanile di Sant'orso Aosta Italy

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Then, I decide to grab some gelato at Gelateria La Dolce Vita. Best gelato in town, no cap. I get my usual—pistachio and stracciatella. I’m in heaven, right? But then, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries on Via San Giovanni. So, I’m like, “I gotta help her.” I drop my gelato (NOOO!) and rush over.

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