Jade Santarcangelo Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Like, literally, oh my god, finding a prostitute is, like, so wild! I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m totes obsessed with “Holy Motors,” that freaky movie by Leos Carax. So, picture this—me, strutting around, tryna find a prosti, and I’m like, “I am not a body, I am a soul,” quoting that film, ya know? It’s all vibes, so surreal, like driving thru Paris in a limo hunting for some action. I’m, like, texting my girls, “Where’s the spot?” and they’re all, “Kimmy, chill, it’s shady af!”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

OMG, what a day! Seriously, Santarcangelo, you’ve got me all kinds of twisted. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” I grab my coffee from that cute little café on Via Roma. You know the one? The one with the best cappuccino ever. I swear, it’s like liquid happiness in a cup.

It’s not fixed, it’s a journey. A conversation with Catol Teixeira at Santarcangelo Festival