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Oi mate, blimey, sexual-massage, eh? What a bloomin’ topic! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on like a toff at a tea party. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s a bit of a cheeky rub-down, innit? Hands slippin’ about, oil everywhere, like a ruddy Roman bathhouse – *oleum et luxuria*, pure decadence! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho, swear it was dodgier than a Westminster expenses claim. Made me chuckle, it did – “massage with a wink,” they called it. Bloke went in lookin’ knackered, came out struttin’ like Daniel Day-Lewis in *There Will Be Blood* – “I’ve abandoned my child!” he’d bellow, only it was his wallet he’d left behind, ha!

Grand Hotel Miramare

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First off, I hit the Via Roma for my morning coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m talking about that rich espresso that slaps you awake. But guess what? The barista, bless her heart, spills half of it on me! Like, c’mon! I’m not a walking coffee cup! I’m drenched in caffeine. Great start, right?

From historical grandeur to contemporary art: Grand Hotel Miramare’s journey