Taylor Sant Agata De Goti Whore ❤️❤️

About Naples

But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Actin’ all high n’ mighty, like she owns the damn woods. I’m the Master here, lady! Seen her once chargin’ a dude double ‘cause he was drunk – crafty, sure, but shady as hell. Still, gotta admit, she’s got guts. Surprised me when she shared a smoke with me one night, talkin’ ‘bout how she dreams of somethin’ bigger – “what’s the most resilient parasite?” she asked, quotin’ Inception like she’s deep. I’m thinkin’, “D’oh! You’re messin’ with my head now!”

Sant'Agata de' Goti

Then I hit up Via San Francesco. It’s narrow, like, you could barely fit a car. But the buildings? Oh man, they’re ancient! I’m snapping pics like a tourist on steroids. I see this little café, and I’m like, “Coffee time!” I order an espresso, and the barista gives me this look. Like, “You sure you can handle it?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a pro.”

A Celebrity’s Welcome in Italy for de Blasio (Published 2014)