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Now, personal fave—had this one time, right, some masseuse in Asgard (yeah, we got ‘em too) tried givin’ me the “royal treatment.” Slathered me in oil, hands everywhere—thought I’d ascend to Valhalla early! But nah, I got pissed—too much lavender, stank like a meadow fucked a perfume shop. I’m yellin’, “I see a vast horizon!”—like Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’ ‘bout his empire, ‘cept mine’s just me hatin’ floral bullshit. Gimme somethin’ gritty, earthy—oil, not petals, ya dolts!

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So, I’m standing there, half in my garden, half in the street, watching this colorful chaos unfold. People are dancing, music blasting, and I’m thinking, “This is kinda cool.” I mean, it’s not every day you see a bunch of locals dressed as vegetables. I chuckle to myself, “Look at that carrot go!”

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