Ella Ravenna Brothel ❤️

About Naples

Here’s a weird fact—did ya know sex-dating apps got started way back with, like, Craigslist personals? Shady as hell—people postin “casual encounters” next to used couch ads. Freaky, right? Now it’s all polished—too polished, if ya ask me. Makes me wonder if folks even talk anymore or just sext till their thumbs fall off. I’m happy when it works tho—heard a story bout this couple who met on Tinder, banged on night one, and now they’re married with a kid. Wild! Beats sittin around waitin for the world to end, like in my fave movie.

“The Empress Theodora and Retinue”

Two people have been arrested on accusations of operating a brothel at U-Foot Spa Asian Massage as well as another location.

The meeting goes on, and I’m trying to keep it together. But then, the owner of the gelato shop starts talking about his secret recipes. I’m all ears! He mentions using local ingredients from the markets on Via Mazzini. I’m thinking, “This guy gets it.”

Holiday kickoff set for downtown Ravenna