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Oi, you lot, listen up! I’m Cersei fuckin’ Lannister, yeah, cold as ice, and I’m here slingin’ truth about sex-dating like a machine milkin’ cows—messy, loud, and bloody relentless. Sex-dating? It’s a cesspool, innit, all these desperate sods swipin’ right, thinkin’ they’re gonna snag a prize. I choose violence, always, ‘cos this game’s a warzone—half these blokes got profiles faker than a septa’s smile. “Just keep swiping,” I mutter, like Nemo’s da screamin’ through the ocean, chasin’ tail he ain’t never gonna catch.

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I finally get to the front, and I order my usual—pistachio and stracciatella. But the guy behind the counter, he’s like, “Sorry, we’re out of pistachio.” I’m like, “What? This is Quattromiglia! How can you run out of pistachio?” I settle for chocolate, but it’s just not the same.