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Right, so, picture this – dim lights, oil slickin’ everywhere, hands slidin’ like they’re on a mission. It’s not just a massage, it’s a bleedin’ *experience*, yeah? Team-building exercise for the soul, I reckon. Used to think it was all dodgy parlours and that, but nah – it’s legit art! Fact is, ancient Greeks were at it – called it “bodywork” or summat, proper posh. Blows my mind, that does. Bet they didn’t have coconut oil tho, haha, amateurs!

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But then, outta nowhere, the lights flicker back on. I’m like, “Phew!” But wait, there’s more! The first item up is this ancient vase. I swear, it looked like it belonged in a museum, not my auction. I start the bidding, and this old dude in the front row—Mr. Rossi, I think—he’s all in. He’s waving his paddle like he’s at a football game. I’m tryin’ to keep it together, but I’m also thinkin’, “Dude, chill! It’s just a vase!”

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