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About Florence

Sometimes I wonder – what’s the endgame? Llewyn’s got his guitar, I got my stress, and this sexual-massage shit’s s’posed to fix it? “If it ain’t folk, it ain’t real,” he’d say – well, this ain’t folk, but it’s real slippery. Pro tip: check the spot’s vibe first – neon sign screamin’ “massage”? Run, don’t walk. Gabagool? Ova here! Keep it classy, or you’re screwed – figuratively and maybe literally, capisce?

My Mission is Sexual Wellness for All

I head out to Piazza del Duomo. It’s packed, like, seriously packed. Tourists everywhere, snapping pics like they’re in a freakin’ photo shoot. I’m just trying to walk, and these peeps are blocking the way. Ugh! I’m dodging left and right, like I’m in some weird game of Frogger.

What Do We Want To Be - Patti Callahan Henry