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About Palermo

I tried it once—yep, Gandalf swiped! Met this lass, all flirty texts, “wanna Netflix?” Thought, “Mithril-tier date!” Nope! She ghosted—poof! Felt like Sauron tricked me, ragin’! But then—ha!—next night, scored a hookup. Total smokeshow, wild in bed, screamin’ “You shall not pass!” as a joke! Cracked me up, best part of it!

Buddhism and Sex

Sex is seen as a serious monastic transgression. Within Theravada Buddhism there are four principal transgressions which entail expulsion from the monastic Sangha: sex, theft, murder, .

First customer walks in. It’s this dude, all decked out in a suit, lookin’ like he just stepped outta a fashion magazine. He orders a double espresso, no sugar, and then proceeds to complain about the temperature of the milk. Like, bro, it’s a café, not a spa! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “Dude, it’s not that serious!”

The Reclining Buddha