Ellie Loreto Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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But when it’s good? Oh honey, it’s *good*. Like, tingly good. Had this one massage – legit, I melted. Guy knew his stuff, hands like a freakin’ artist, and I’m thinkin’, “You’re too late to save me,” but in a sexy way, ya know? Probs the closest I’ll get to that *White Material* intensity without a machete. Little tip tho – check the oils, some are crap and clog pores. Learned that the hard way, broke out like a teen, ugh.

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We opened our first Loreto spa in the charming colonial-style hotel Posada de las Flores on the town square. We were fortunate to find a handful of wonderful and talented massage .

But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, gelato in hand, and I’m like, “This is just my luck.” We duck into a nearby shop, and it’s this cute little boutique. I’m browsing, and I see this ridiculous hat. I put it on, and Luca starts cracking up. I look like a total goofball, but I’m owning it.

A first-time guide to Loreto, Mexico