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Favorite part? The weird shit ya hear. Like, there’s this brothel in Amsterdam, got a room with mirrors EVERYWHERE—ceilin’, walls, freakin’ floor! Guy told me he went in, got so dizzy he fell off the bed, cracked his damn skull. I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ this mook, pants down, bleedin’ on the shag carpet. “Sand is overrated, it’s just tiny rocks”—that’s what I’d tell him, y’know, from the movie. Life’s messy, brothels even messier.

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I’m fuming, but I laugh it off. I mean, it’s just gelato, right? But then I see this old lady on Via del Nastro Azzurro. She’s struggling with her groceries. So, I rush over to help her. Turns out, she’s a total sweetheart! We chat about the best spots in Grottaferrata. She tells me about this hidden trattoria on Via della Repubblica. I’m like, “I gotta check that out!”

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