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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya hear me? Picture this: I’m strollin’ through some gritty city, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *The Lives of Others*, that East German vibe—spies, secrets, and damn human souls laid bare. “We are not machines!”—that’s what I’m yellin’ in my head while I’m dodgin’ shady corners lookin’ for, ya know, a “lady of the night.”

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So, I’m walking down to the beach, right? The view from Serapo Beach is insane. The turquoise water, the cliffs, the whole vibe. I’m feeling good, ready to soak it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, what the heck? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off with my lunch. I’m like, “Really? A seagull?!”

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