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But here’s the kicker—did ya know kings back in the day got these massages with, like, aphrodisiac oils? Swear, they’d rub in jasmine or some freaky spice, gettin’ ‘em all riled up for war or whatever. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that buzz forever—ain’t nothin’ new under the sun. Tho, I got mad once—dude next door braggin’ his “happy endin’” story, like, bro, chill, it ain’t a competition, ya clown!

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First stop, breakfast at this cute café on Via Roma. I order a cappuccino and a cornetto. The barista? Total legend. He’s got this mustache that could rival a 70s cop. I’m sipping my coffee, feeling all fancy, when BOOM! A pigeon decides my head is a landing strip. Like, dude, really? I’m not a statue! I’m just trying to enjoy my morning.

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