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Now, I ain’t gonna lie, some of these shady massage spots piss me off – overchargin’ folks for a quick rub-and-tug. “Look at this fuckin’ life!” – that’s what them *Spring Breakers* gals would say, laughin’ at the suckers payin’ $200 for somethin’ they coulda got cheaper elsewhere. Me, I’d haggle ‘em down, sayin’, “Gimme the real deal, or I’m outta here, hoss!”

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After that, I decide to hit up the gelato place on Via Dante. Best gelato ever! I get a scoop of pistachio and one of stracciatella. Heaven in a cone! But then, I see a pigeon eyeing my gelato. I swear, that bird looked like it was plotting something. I’m not sharing, buddy! I take a step back, and boom! I trip over a curb. Gelato everywhere! I’m on the ground, covered in ice cream, and the pigeon just flies away like it won the lottery.

Barbara D'Urso out of Afternoon 5: "Hurt and disappointed, I haven't agreed anything with Mediaset"