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What pisses me off? The fakers – them “massage” joints that ain’t legit, just a front for dodgy geezers to make a quick quid. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re doing it wrong, you muppet!” But when it’s good? Oh mate, it’s “a hum in the air” – pure bliss, like Scarlett’s alien seductress whispering, “you’re mine now”. Surprised me how some use fancy oils – lavender, eucalyptus – smells like a hippy’s armpit but works a treat. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I reckon one lass massaged me so hard I nearly levitated – “beneath the skin” stuff, proper deep!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a lost dog. A golden retriever named “Biscotto.” Seriously? Biscotto? I can’t even. So, I’m on the air, shoutin’ about this dog like it’s the biggest news ever. “Attention, Cittadella! Keep an eye out for Biscotto!” I mean, who names their dog Biscotto? But hey, it’s Cittadella, where the unexpected is the norm.

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