Addison Catanzaro Sex Dating ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, you degenerates—sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Oldboy,” my fave flick—Park Chan-wook’s twisted masterpiece from 2003—and it’s like, yeah, sex-dating’s got that same vibe. Dark, messy, full of secrets. “Whether it’s a grain or a rock, it’s still a burden,” Dae-su says, and lemme tell ya, swipin’ right’s a burden too. Everybody lies, pal—every damn profile’s a con. “I’m fun, fit, 6’2”—bullshit, they’re 5’9 with a beer gut. Sex-dating’s like that hammer scene—brutal, raw, and you’re never ready.

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Finally got my keys, and I’m like, “Okay, let’s do this.” I get to the library, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew so many people wanted to read? I thought it was just me and my coffee. But no, there were kids everywhere, running around like they were on a sugar high. I swear, I almost lost it when one kid knocked over a whole shelf of books. I mean, c’mon! It’s not a playground!

Kevin Costner looks dapper at Magna Graecia Film Festival in Catanzaro, Italy and wins Colonna D'Oro award