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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a fisherman, right? Out there, nets deep, water’s quiet. But sometimes, man, I’m thinkin—where’s the action? Like, findin a prostitute, ya know? Not fish, but somethin wilder. I’m sittin there, boat rockin, picturin it. “Royal Tenenbaums” style—fucked-up family vibes. Like Richie Tenenbaum, all moody, wantin somethin real. I’d be like, “I’m tired of fish, dude!”

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But then, outta nowhere, I spot a wild boar! No joke! It’s just chillin’ there, munchin’ on some roots. I’m like, “This is it! My big moment!” I creep closer, heart poundin’. But then, the boar looks at me, and I swear it rolls its eyes. Like, “Dude, I’m busy here.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who knew boars had attitude?

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