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About Catania

Little secret bout sex-dating—dudes lie bout height. Every. Damn. Time. “6 foot,” my ass—more like 5’5”! Stats say 60% fudge it—hilarious! And women? Filters, filters, filters—Great Scott! Met one, looked like a cartoon IRL. Laughed my ass off, couldn’t help it. “You’re the most beautiful girl,” I lied—like Tony in the flick. Gotta play the game, right?

Iniúchadh Fís Anaithnid

First off, I hit the streets of Via Roma. You know, the main drag. It’s packed with folks, and I’m just tryin’ to get to my shop. But nooo, there’s this old dude, like, takin’ his sweet time crossing the street. I’m like, “C’mon, man! I got knives to sharpen!” But he’s just there, lookin’ at the pigeons like they’re the Mona Lisa or somethin’.