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Here’s the kicker—my fave story. Buddy of mine, total doofus, books a “massage” in Bangkok. Thinks he’s slick, ends up with this 80-year-old granny kneadin’ his ass—HILARIOUS. No sexy vibes, just creaky joints and disappointment. “You failed me for the last time,” I told him, laughin’ my evil ass off. Sexual-massage ain’t always what you think—sometimes it’s a damn gamble.

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After a while, I’m covered in wool, sweat, and probably a bit of sheep drool. But I’m laughin’ it off. It’s a wild job, but I love it. Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Marco shows up. He’s got this crazy idea to take a break and hit up the beach at Punta Secca. I’m like, “Dude, we just sheared like a hundred sheep!” But he’s all, “C’mon, man! Life’s too short!”

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