Victoria Gardabaer Brothel ❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, brothel, huh? Man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, strummin’ my guitar, thinkin’ bout this dude named Lenny from “Memento”. Y’know, the guy who can’t remember squat? Imagine him in a brothel! He’d be all, “I’ve got a condition,” stumblin’ round, forgettin’ which gal he paid for! Ha! Cracks me up, folks!

Woman who manages legal brothel explains their number one rule for deciding who can work there

I'm exploring Gardabaer to its fullest and find-a-prostitute is impressive! You make me weak at the knees. When it comes to Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

First off, I hit up the local café on Hringbraut. You know, the one with the killer lattes? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her heart, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m standing there like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then she gives me a free pastry to make up for it. I mean, who can stay mad when there’s a cinnamon roll involved? Not me, that’s for sure.

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