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So, sex escorts—been around forever, yeah? Ancient Rome had ‘em—lupae, “she-wolves,” screamin’ in alleys. Wild shit. Today? Same game, new masks. Met this chick once—escort, mid-20s, eyes like fuckin’ daggers. Told me she banked 2k a night—2k! Blew my mind. Said she’d quote Shakespeare to clients—*“parting is such sweet sorrow”*—while they’re zippin’ up. Hilarious, right? Had me cacklin’ like a madman. Clarice… the wit in despair, it’s poetry.

Then, boom! The power goes out. Just like that. I’m in the dark, and the teens are freaking out. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a blackout!” But they’re all screaming like it’s the end of the world. I grab my phone, turn on the flashlight, and start making shadow puppets. Yeah, I’m that guy.

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