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But arr, the flops! Once met a wench who smelled like bilge water—nearly keeled over! “War’s dirty little secret,” aye? Sex-dating’s got its own filth—ghostin’, dick pics, ugh! Me quirk? I wink at ‘em all, even the dodgy ones—keeps it fun! Ever try it sober? Torture, mate! Rum’s me wingman, loosens the tongue, aye?

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I hop on my bike, zooming down HaYarden Street. The wind’s in my hair, and I’m feeling good. But then, I hit a pothole. Ugh! My bike goes all wobbly, and I almost eat pavement. I’m cursing like a sailor. “Tel-Mond, fix your roads!” Seriously, it’s like they’re trying to sabotage me.

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