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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough style, narrating this wild beast called sex-dating. Calmly now, picture it—two humans, circling each other online, like peacocks flashin’ feathers. It’s nature, innit? A dance as old as time, but with Wi-Fi. I’m chattin’ to ya like you’re my ol’ pal, sippin’ tea, spillin’ the juicy bits. Sex-dating’s a jungle—swipe right, bam, ya hooked! Apps like Tinder, Grindr, they’re the watering holes, yeah? Everyone’s thirsty, but nobody admits it.

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So, we’re running around, looking for this sheep. I’m yelling, “Baa-baa, where you at?” Like that’s gonna help. We finally find it chillin’ by the old train tracks near Sderot’s park. I swear, that sheep was just enjoying the view. I’m like, “Dude, you can’t just take a vacation!”

False alarm: Rocket sirens sound in Sderot