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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Sexual-massage, man, it’s like—hands all over, rubbin’, kneadin’, makin’ ya feel like a rockstar, y’know? Like in my fave movie, *Almost Famous*— “It’s all happening!”—except it’s not groupies, it’s some chick or dude tryna loosen your tight-ass muscles with a side of naughty. I mean, who doesn’t want that, right? Gets me all happy, like when Penny Lane says, “I always tell the girls, never take it seriously!”—but damn, I take this shit serious!

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And then, this dude walks in. He’s got a surfboard under his arm. I’m like, “Bro, you’re in a grocery store, not the beach!” But he’s all about that vibe, right? He starts chatting me up about the waves at Herzliya Beach. I’m just trying to scan his stuff, and he’s like, “You gotta catch the sunset, man!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m stuck here for another 5 hours!”

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