Anna Terenure Whore ❤️

About Bray

Favorite bit? This one whore in Paris, 1800s, called La Païva – she was a legend! Banged her way to millions, built a mansion with a solid gold tub. A gold friggin’ tub! Made me laugh – imagine her splashin’ in that, sippin’ wine, while I’m out here breakin’ backs. She’s like Jennifer Connelly in *Requiem*, dancin’ for cash, but La Païva owned it – “This is my dream!” she’d say, smirkin’.

My lessons in prostitution: How I learned the myth of the high-class hooker

A "hoe"-"hoer"-"whore" pun requires non-rhoticity and a coincidence of vowel form pronunciations. That such a coincidence might occur somewhere in Ireland.

Then, BAM! I bump into this dude. Total stranger. He spills his coffee all over my shoes. I’m like, “Dude, really?” He’s apologizing like crazy, but I’m just standing there, staring at my now soggy sneakers. Ugh! I mean, they were fresh! I was fuming, but then he cracks a joke about my “fashion statement.” I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, who knew a coffee spill could lead to a new friend?

Death Notice of Alec O'Carroll (Terenure, Dublin)