Claire Donnybrook Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Swords

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Donnybrook

Donnybrook Fair (jig) is also known as An Carbhat, Andy Keone's, Aonach Domhnach Broc, Aonach Domhnach Brocach, The Caravat, The Humours Of Donnybrook, The Joy.

After that, I decide to stroll down to the river. The River Liffey is so chill, especially on a sunny day. I sit on a bench, trying to calm down. I’m watching the ducks, and they’re quacking like they own the place. I start thinking about how ducks have it made. No bills, no deadlines. Just swimming and quacking. I’m jealous, honestly.

Elegant Victorian with showstopper potential on Donnybrook’s Marlborough Road for €1.95m