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So, mate, picture this—some bloke I knew, yeah, swore them erotic-massages cured his bad back. Bollocks! Came out smellin’ like lavender and regret, he did! Cost him a tenner more than a regular rub-down—sneaky buggers, them masseuses! Little known fact, precious—back in old Thailand, they’d mix fish oil in the rub, stank like a riverbed, but folks swore it woke the “energies.” Energies, my arse! We hates it! All that kneading and moaning—too close, too sticky!

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So, I’m trying to calm her down, but then the phone rings again. It’s a dude from the Westport Marina. He’s all like, “My boat’s sinking!” I’m like, “Dude, you’re at the marina. Isn’t that kinda expected?” But nah, he’s panicking like it’s the Titanic. I’m just trying to keep it together, but I’m laughing inside.

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