Amelia Confey Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dublin

So, ya wanna find one? Depends where ya at. Big cities, easy peasy—streets, apps, whatever. Small town? D’oh! Good luck, buddy! I’d be all, “Shut it down!” if Marge asked me. But nah, it’s 2025—tech’s nuts! Girls got profiles online now, like freakin’ Amazon reviews. “Five stars, great chat!”—hilarious, but creepy too. Makes me mad, tho—some jerks trick ‘em into it. Pisses me off! Human trash, man.

There Is Now an App for Prostitution

So, I’m wrangling these little furballs, and I spot this one big dude. I swear, he looked like he was lifting weights or somethin’. I’m thinkin’, “This rat’s been hitting the gym!” I chase him down the alley behind the bakery on Maple St. The smell of fresh bread is wafting through the air, and I’m like, “Man, I could go for a pastry right now.” But nope, gotta catch this rat first.

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