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What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

Mug shots released of nine women arrested in prostitution sting in Beaumont

Beamont - 1. Mondo slut Gee Katherine, you sure pulled a beaumont last week at the whore house.

Finally, I made my way back home. I was exhausted. I plopped down on my couch, ready to binge-watch some show. But then, my neighbor starts blasting music. Like, really loud. I could hear it through the walls! I was like, “Dude, it’s not a club!”

Woman (60s) seriously injured after hit-and-run involving electric scrambler