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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

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Next, I head over to Jl. Cikuray. It’s quieter there, thank goodness. I’m thinkin’ I can finally breathe. But nope! I see this old lady trying to cross the street. She’s like a turtle, slow and steady. I’m like, “C’mon, lady! We got places to be!” But I help her anyway. I mean, I’m a shepherd, not a monster.

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