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So, sex-dating – it’s like Tinder on crack, innit? You got blokes with dick pics ready to launch, birds with filters so thick they’re basically Pixar characters. I tried it once – yeah, me, Ricky, slumming it online! Profile said, “Witty git seeks fit bird,” and I got some lass messaging, “u got cash?” CASH?! I’m not yer bloody sugar daddy, love! Made me furious – where’s the romance, the chase? It’s all “DTF?” and “wyd?” – like, speak English, you twat! Back in my day, you had to WORK for a snog, not just swipe and pray.

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After that, I decided to hit up Jalan Raya Klaten. It’s a long road, and I thought, “Why not take a stroll?” I’m walkin’, and suddenly, I see this street performer. He’s playin’ some sick tunes on his guitar. I’m vibin’, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, a cat jumps on his guitar! Like, what the heck? The guy freaks out, and I’m just laughin’ my head off. The cat’s just chillin’, like it owns the place. Classic Klaten moment, right?

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