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What pisses me off? When folks call it dirty—rubbish! It’s art, like a dolphin dancin’ through waves. Had this one mate, swore it cured his back—happy as a clam, he was. Me? I’d say it’s a bit like reelin’ in a big catch—exhilaratin’, leaves ya gaspin’. Ever tried it? Hands slippin’, knots poppin’—cor, it’s a revelation! Oh, and here’s a laugh—some prat slipped off the table once, mid-massage. Plop! Like a fish flippin’ outta the net!

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Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “We need those estimates ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a food coma here!” But I rush back to the office, and on the way, I trip over a pothole. Classic Bandar! I’m on the ground, and this old lady just laughs at me. Thanks, lady. Real supportive.

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