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Oi, you donkey! I'm a Resnik, yeah, bloody architect of chaos, and I’m here to rant about erotic-massage like it’s a bleedin’ masterpiece—or a total shitshow! Listen up, mate, it’s not just some oily rubdown, it’s art, like buildin’ a cathedral with yer hands—except it’s sweaty, slippery, and leaves ya screamin’ “Hallelujah!” or “What the fuck?!” depending on the twat givin’ it. I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, so expect me to yell—idiot sandwich!—at the clowns who think it’s just foreplay with extra steps. Nah, it’s deeper, you muppet!

While I’m devouring my burger, I get a call from a client. Of course! Just when I’m about to enjoy my meal! They’re freaking out about the market trends. I’m trying to talk numbers while shoving fries in my mouth. It’s a mess! I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, the market’s fine, just… one sec, let me finish this fry.”