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So, what’s the deal? It’s old—ancient, even. Egyptians were at it, usin scented oils to loosen up them stiff pharaohs. Bet they didn’t expect Cleopatra gettin a cheeky backrub to spark wars—power of touch, mate! Fast forward, it’s still a thing—stress melts, muscles sigh, and you’re floatin like a leaf on the Nile. Theraputic, sure, but let’s not kid ourselves—it’s saucy too. Hands slippin here, there—ooh, bit naughty, yeah?

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks by. She’s on D8, and she stops to watch us. She’s got this look like we’re aliens or somethin’. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, we’re just tryin’ to make a livin’ here!” But she starts yellin’ about how we’re ruining the beauty of Makarska. I’m like, “C’mon, we’re just doin’ our job!”

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