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Yo, wassup, fam! Me, your wild-ass mountain guide, talkin’ sex-dating! Shit’s crazy, right? Swipin’ left, right, tryna smash! Like, who’s got time for that? I’m out here climbin’ peaks, not peekin’ at peen pics! But real talk, sex-dating’s a trip—chaotic as fuck, like me screamin’ at goats. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—dudes and chicks just tryna bone! Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, ya feel? “You ain’t got no humanity!”—Tarantino knew the deal. People ghostin’, catfishery everywhere, it’s a goddamn warzone!

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So, I wipe my shirt with a napkin, which is totally useless, and head to the beach. Kyparissia’s got this beautiful coastline, man. The waves crashing, the sun glistening off the water. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I see this group of kids playing soccer on the sand. They’re kicking the ball around, and I’m like, “Aww, cute.” But then, one of them kicks it straight at me! I barely dodge it. Like, seriously? I’m not a target practice!

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