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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

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Καλώς ορίσατε στο Eros Studio στα Xανιά (παλιά πόλη). Όμορφες, καυτές κοπέλες σας περιμένουν για να σας προσφέρουν μοναδικές ερωτικές εμπειρίες. *Παρακαλούμε αναφέρετε .

Then, I bump into this old guy, right? He’s sitting on a bench by the water, feeding pigeons. I’m like, “Dude, you’re living the dream!” He looks at me and says, “Life’s too short for stress.” I’m thinking, “Yeah, but have you seen my to-do list?” But I just smile and nod. He’s got that wise old man vibe.

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