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About Aarhus

What gets me happy? When it works, man. Met this one girl—legs for days, freaky as hell. We’re bangin’ like rabbits, and I’m thinkin’, “This is the life, motherfucker!” She even cooked me eggs after—soft spot for that shit. But surprises? Oh, fuck—once matched a dude by accident. Profile said “Sara,” but “Sara” had a beard. I’m like, “What in the goddamn hell?!” Laughed my ass off, tho—props for tryin’.

It's not all about intercourse

Btw, some places, like the quirky little café on Sunset Alley, serve the weirdest but most delish herbal teas. I've spilled tea both literally and metaphorically there so many times! And oh my gosh, let me tell you, the local massage spa on Oceanic Avenue (I made that name up because I love the ocean feel) is where all the magic happens. I met like, my besties there and shared so many laughs. I even got mad once when they overbooked me, like, "Seriously, y'all? Chill, I'm just here to zen out!"

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