Samantha Amfissa Brothel ❤️

About Heraklion

Ever think how nuts it is? Dudes payin’ for a quickie, actin’ like they’re Jordan Belfort. “I’m the king of the world!”—nah, you’re just horny, bro. Cracks me up! Brothels ain’t glamorous—sticky, smelly, real. But damn, the stories—better than any movie! Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—I’d fit right in, stirrin’ shit up!

Local life

Finally, I manage to recover my work. I’m feeling like a champ. But then, I get a message from my buddy. He’s at a taverna on Vasilissis Sofias, and he’s like, “Dude, you gotta come! They have the best souvlaki!” I’m torn. Work or food? Food wins, obviously.

Wildfire threatens major Greek olive grove