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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ minefield, like in *The Hurt Locker*. You’re dodgin’ bullets, sweatin’ balls, tryna figure out who’s real or who’s just gonna blow up in ya face! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – what’s the deal with these apps, huh? Swipe this, swipe that, like I’m pickin’ prosciutto at the deli. Back in the day, you’d meet a broad at the Bada Bing, buy her a drink, boom, done. Now? It’s all “profile pics” and “DMs” – what the hell’s a DM? Direct whackin’?

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Now, as a women's counselor – yes, me self – I’ve come to notice the finer, often overlooked details. There's this teeny park, Ravnehaven, where you can sit and chat with strangers turning into friends – it's posset and solace, I say! You know the idea: "in the mood for love"? Yeah, that movie that sets your heart racing in a dreamy haze. It’s just like walking through the park on a dewy morning in Horning, a feeling so nostalgia-soaked you almost hear kkkk... the echoes of bygone romances in the wind, if you catch my drift.

Two of Indiana’s three U.S. Senate candidates take debate stage — sans Jim Banks