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Alright, so erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s like, you think it’s all sexy vibes, dim lights, oiled-up hands sliding everywhere, but nah, everybody lies. Half the time it’s some shady parlor with a neon sign screaming “RELAXATION” while the masseuse looks like she’d rather be anywhere else. I mean, I’m a product manager, I see through bullshit—clients lie, devs lie, hell, even my own team lies about deadlines. Same deal here. They promise “happy endings,” but you’re lucky if you don’t end up with a cramp and a $50 bill.

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Then, we decide to stroll by the river. The Isère is beautiful, especially at sunset. I’m feeling all the feels. But then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “C’mon, guys, it’s a lovely day!” But they’re just going at it. I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, it’s about who left the cap off the toothpaste. Seriously?

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