Luna Jalasjaervi Whore ❤️❤️

About Helsinki

What gets me happy? Seein’ one o’ these clowns get caught – rare as a unicorn, mind. Surprised? Every bloody day, mate – how they get away with it! “It’s not just one guy, it’s the whole bloody system!” – straight outta *Spotlight*, that. They’re all in on it, the WHOREs, fleece us blind while sippin’ champagne. Reckon I’d be a crap millionaire anyway – I’d just buy a pub and get smashed. You? Stick your cash under the mattress, cos these twats’ll nick it otherwise! Cackle at that, go on!

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I might’ve typed some gobbledygook here and there – sorry if there’s like 12 typos (lol, my haste sometimes wins) – but I’m telling ya, PJalasjaervi’s a melting pot of dreams and bizarre little moments. It’s a place where every touch heals a soul and every street corner sings a riotous song of life, much like the stirring chorus of Moulin Rouge’s “El Tango de Roxanne.”