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Findin a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, dude. Ya gotta dodge the cops, weirdoes, and pimps - pissed me off when this sleazy guy tried rippin me off, like, “Gimme 50 bucks extra!” Nah, man, I ain’t that dumb! Got me ragin, but then - jackpot! This gal, all sassy, winks at me, and I’m like, “Well, hello there!” Happiest damn moment, swear it. She’s chattin me up, says she once banged a dude who left her a freakin *toaster* as payment. A toaster! Who does that? Cracked me up, legit story tho - heard it from another john later.

Discover the San Pedro Viewpoint in Los Realejos, Tenerife.

Realejo Alto, declared a Cultural Heritage Site in under the category of ‘Historic Complex’, is an urban setting where the remaining examples of its historic architecture can be found. The urban setting to the south of the church of Saint James the Apostle, which lies at the heart of the former Realejo de Arriba municipality.

I love the downtown quirk. The locals chat in slang so fast, my ears tingle. They call it Realejo-Alto magic. Every massage session is a mini-confession, a slice of their soul shared with me. I sometimes feel like a therapist, but I just relax my clients. LOL, thanks karma.

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